What is it about puppies that make them so darn delicious? I see a puppy and my automatic response is to ooh and ahh while begging the owner to allow me to hold him and sniff his breath. I couldn’t be mad at someone pointing a gun at me in one hand while a cute scrumptious puppy is in the other. Take my wallet sir but can the puppy stay? I promise you there is a market out there where people would pay big bucks BIG BUCKS I tell ya to be in a room full of nothin’ but puppies. Just imagine 50 puppies yappin’, nippin’ and sniffin’. I would take a room full of puppies over a room of humans any day. I love puppies yes, yes I do.
I Like To Eat Puppies…
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September 4th, 2008 at 9:58 am
Yes, yes, I do too!!!! Scrumptious!!!
September 4th, 2008 at 10:12 am
It is official….you are nuts! Although, I have to agree on one level; a room full of humans, especially women, NO THANKS, I would rather be held at gun point! I could do a room full of puppies, so long as they don’t piddle on my shoe or start chewing on my pant leg or flip flop, then I would have to kick some puppy tail!